Do you think Santa Claus is a paedophile?

I used to think that "Santa Claus" is the nickname for a paedophile who hasn't yet been caught. I mean seriously, he's a fat, middle-aged man on a bright red suit, who knows when you're sleeping or when you're awake, he watches children to see if they are being "" or "nice", he'd went down your chimney in the middle of the night, leaves presents to your little children, ate their cookies, and drank up all the white stuff, then leaves with a sadistic "ho ho ho".